The Great Resumé Debate

I am conflicted about resume design. Should it be simple and understated, or a bit flashier and colorful? Both have their perks. On one hand, your accomplishments and experience should speak for themselves. On the other hand, some creativity never hurt. I have heard so many different things from so many different people, that I can only conclude….

There is no right answer.

Here is my current resumé. Thoughts? Suggestions?